Mission Statement

No potatoes, no rice, no pasta, no dairy, no fruit.  What the hell can I eat?!

Here begins my journey to find my six-pack.  Although the timing would suggest contrary, this is no New Years Resolution.  I have been trying various half-assed methods for over a year now in attempt to melt away my spare tire and blossoming moobs.  These barely-motivated attempts have fallen victim to hunger: leading to fast-food, chip binges, and other food indulgences I would be too ashamed to mention here.